ESPN Page 2: Must Read “A-Rod is a Marked Man”

If you are following the Stray-Rod story, Kurt Snibbe from Page 2 has done a great Satire.  Check it out Page 2.

Cynthia Rodriguez: The Real Loser

People think of A-Rod and they think of rich, famous, good looking baseball player.  People feel pity for him because of the NY Post reports recently.  How can anyone feel bad for him?  He makes over 20 million dollars a year, gets caught with a jacked stripper and the Yankees still suck.   

 Sunday night announcers Joe Morgan and Jon miller discussed what bad timing this report about A-Rod is since the Yankees are doing so poorly.  They feel bad for him since he has to deal with on the field and off the field issues.  Pay me $20 million a year and I would be more than happy to deal with those issues.  Wahh Wahh i got caught with a stripper.  Deal with it and cash your check.

The real people being affected here are Cynthia Rodriguez, A-Rods wife and his 2 and a half year old daughter. Granted she knew what she was getting into when she married this star.  But she is the only real loser in this situation.

A-Rod with Joslyn

Great End to Stray-Rods Week

It was a tough week for A-Rod.  Caught with Hot Blondes, disturbing Toronto Blue Jays but last night he ended this bad streak.  At least for now.   

It was the top of the 9th and the score was 5-5.  Those blonde wigs didnt seem to disturb A-Rod here.  Jonathan Papelbon gave up a solo homerun to lose the game.

MINE!!!!

Botton of the 2nd.  JD Drew pops up to third base with bases loaded and two outs.  Boston Fans not caring that they just gave up a great scoring position scream in unison MINE!!  A-Rod catches the ball and throws it into the stands.  Obviously, the ball came right back onto the field.  Guess this Toronto incident will live on as well.

 

A-Rod Meet the Boston Fans

Where is the last place on earth A-Rod would want to go right after a long and miserable week?  I’d have to guess exactly where he is the weekend, Fenway Park. 

The Boston fans were excited and waiting for A-Rods entrance to the park.  It was truly something to see.  Grown men dressed up in drag with blonde wigs on , carrying around stripper poles with signs that said I’m with A-Rod.  Along the third base line fans wore blonde masks. 

 I have a good feeling this is not the last we will see of this behavior of fans across the country.  Good Luck A-Rod.

Dumb-Rod

You are famous.  You are a multi millionare.  You have a wife and a kid. 

 So you decide to go in public to a strip club? 

 You have enough money, bring the strippers to your hotel room and don’t walk around the streets with them.

Dumb-Rod

Picture of Stray-rod and his Mistress

Picture of Stray-Rod and his Wife Cynthia

                     

Joslyn Noel Morse On Front of NY Post